Rum. Rum is good.

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From here :


It's interesting to see each other's balls. Mine's, one side is a little bit rougher than Ben Hilfenhaus.
Mitchell Johnson explains that Australia's bowlers have practiced different methods of shining the Duke balls used in England
Jun 15, 2009

( More of Foot-In-Mouth Disease XD )

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OMG just came across this ... XD ... 'revengeful some people (edited) viscously murdered someone (edited)' OMG XD XD

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'm very sick
Don't arsk


Oh well, mahua_m sent me these
Rather funny



Welcoming sign - 'WELCOME FOR COMING'


Context unclear - 'PLEASE PUSH OUT FOR EXIST'


Context unclear - 'Building asks a smoked visitor in the outside smoking section that you cannot smoke in'


Beside a rather pretty pond - 'Take the child

Fall into water carefully' (There is no child anywhere near the sign. There's no one at all)


On a can - 'BOTTLED WATER'


Inside an elevator - 'PRESS UP TO GO UP

PRESS DOWN TO GO DOWN'


On a packet of food - 'HARSH BROWN'


Context unclear - 'Having Fun Prohibited'


Self explanatory ? - 'The free toilet paper please treasure the use'


Context unclear, but people are standing around the sign with slightly dazed expressions - 'BUMP THE HEAD CARE SULLY'


On a shelf of food - 'MEET PRODUCTS'


Context unclear - 'Be In Trouble. Please Call 110!'


Context unclear - 'Don't press the glass to get hurt'


Context unclear - 'Baby Changing Station

BEWARE OF PEOPLE'


On a shelf of books - 'SPORTS AND HOBBITS'


Context unclear - 'Please Keep chair on position & Keep table cleaned after dying.

Thanks for your corporation.'

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Quotes/Excerpts :

One member of the national team said he could take any amount of sledging from the Australians, including having his batting style likened to parts of a women's anatomy he never knew existed, but admitted that being called a "hairy petal" was getting to him.

It is believed that a core of the SA team have agreed to take on their own nickname. "Yeah, we've got like a secret group, like in Dead Poets Society, except without the dodgy poetry reading and literature stuff," said the player. "We call ourselves the 'Charlies' after one of our sponsors ... ... Clever, huh? Now we just need to win the last Test so we can be proper Charlies."

XD

Full article posted here

*Continues giggling*

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Musharraf—who is known as the architect of the Kargil conflict—started off playing the peacenik ...

an interesting exchange between him and Rajya Sabha MP Maulana Mahmood Madani. Madani told Musharraf: “There are more Muslims in India than in Pakistan...Indian Muslims have the ability to solve their problems, don’t try to alienate them.”

The former Army General, while insisting repeatedly that he was speaking frankly, admitted that he had failed to convince the audience that Pakistan, particularly its army and ISI, favoured peace with India.

The top Muslim leaders in India slammed the ex- President of Pakistan Parvez Musharraf for his remark during the India Today conclave here on Saturday that “the minorities, specially the Muslims, are discriminated in India”.

the former Pakistan president said that Muslims in India are alienated and suggested that this is major reasons for terrorism here.

Maulana Umer Ilyasi, President of the Imam Association of India, said that he (Musharraf) should not try to become the spokesman of Indian Muslims. They have made long strides in all the fields during the last couple of years. “He should be very judicious in his conclave speech. He had no business to make such an irresponsible statement. It is better for him that he concentrates on the affairs of his country. Even if we have some grouses against the system, he has no business to discuss on our behalf,” Umer Ilaysi concludes.

Equally agitated by the remarks of Musharraf, an ex-Indian Administrative Service officer of Maharastra cadre, Zafar Iqbal was of the view that rather than looking at the grey areas, he could discuss on the achievements of Indian Muslims.

Maybe Musharraf, whose family went from Delhi, could've discussed with Shahrukh Khan, whose family came from Peshawar, and whose extended family still lives there ... *Ponders* :D And then we'd really see who's the better showman XD

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I really, really think RPattz has finally got a fan in me. Because he scared off a stalker, no less (original article here). And of course, I couldn’t resist taking the screenshot of the newspage XD Pattinson’s expression is absolutely priceless XD XD


( I did an incredulous double-take when I read this … )


( This recipe has had a curious history … )

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With permission from mahua_m


Jokes ( ? ) ... 'm not so sure ...


( The last one is an absolute gem )

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... such as - the 'Lulz', and 'Kawaii', And one of my all-time favourites - 'W'.


And while studying these things, it suddenly came to me --- the ultimate answer to the Sparkly-Vampire question - 'Just Why ?'

It's all because of the FenGirlZ who needed homes.

XD XD

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Ooo, Teh Twilight XD XD XD


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And it's been a while since I last had to eat my words. But HEE it doesn't feel bad at all :)


However, this was disgraceful behaviour by the man who threw the shoes. Absolutely disgusting !


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A 'McTabby' post featuring a very interesting sign in a public place - here, look !


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This is Glenn McGrath, and this is Brett Lee, Australian cricket playing fast bowlers, generally considered to be all around tough eggs and hard nuts by people who know them up close an’ pers’nal like.



And this (only excerpts here below, but it’s enough, I think) is Glenn McGrath Stu and Brett Lee Stu as sourced from suethor/s … … er, I think that should be Stu-thor/s, really.

( Cut so as to not cause general HeddSplodey )

Amazing, innit ? XD XD
Honestly, horny teenie females who haven’t the faintest idea of interactions between men shouldn’t be allowed to type. *Continues larfin’ hedd orf*

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I hope no one's missed these - here and here. *Returns to reread*

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Good Gods, 'Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.'

:D

Makes me want to go 'HO HO HO' regardless :D

Go on, read these for some more fascinating stuff :D



And yes, it's raining and snowing hailing at the moment OMG that's so disturbing ! Come on, this is the tropics, at the very least stop the snow hail !! *Astounded*

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( 19th Oct post )



( 16th Oct post )

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coveredinmice


The community Icon :




'... a journal showcasing bad Harry Potter fanfiction ...

... a touching homage to babb_chronicles, which itself derived inspiration from mctabby’s Summary Executions ...'


A featured sample or a few :

'... In its normal uniform, voice it asked “Password?” Harry muttered “Voldeshorts”

... Ron stared at his neurotic friend, visibly molested by the thought.

... Snape patted it transiently with a tinge of tricky affection.

... Snape thundered phlegmatically.

... Her silky skin, her ruby lace, her unsolved undertones…

... I am Ron Wesley.

... The third floor is out of bounce to anyone who doesn’t want a painful death.

... speaking Parcel-Thongue.'


*Dying Repeatedly From TEH FONNIEZ*

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I love this site --- http://rumandmonkey.com/, Oh Yes I Do !

:D

Apparently, the word 'prat' is archaic English for ... ... (Contd. here)

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Oh I love these !

:D

Here's mine !!

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Classic Crack 'Spoilers'

From arielxgirl

AT

http://arielxgirl.livejournal.com/1653.html


Super stuff ! *Falls Over Laughing*

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The latest in babb_chronicles is up.
And frankly, the lot terrifies me.


Excerpts :-

- two girls staid dressed in nightgowns
- She was wonderful, like a flower in the snow
- Its depressing story line, but I write it as a comedy.First chaps r angsty, but it changes into love after
- The bartender walked over to her, “What your drinking is 42 alcohal
he only patroled, he did snear
- eyes were like mood rings. They changed based on his mood
- Thank Godrick for Quittage you said knowing you were skinny enough to fit against the wall without being squished as Harry groped inside the pillow case pulled something out of it and through it across the room the miniunite he did this you brushed your arm against him and immediately felt eyes on you.


Sorry, can't do any more, my brain broke at the last one here ... *Clutches head*

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Something Is deffo wrong, I still can't open quite a few f-pages. And those that I can, are very, very slow ! Gah !!


( *Sardonic INTJ grin* )



( Ooh, what a meme ! Everyone should do this one. Especially Dubya n his darlings ! )

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Continuing from http://ajat.livejournal.com/234485.html ...

I'd rather have an edifice erected than have it erupted, really, and as for travelling to, Bare Island would be preferable to Bear Island ...

So there !
Not their, or they're *Giggle*

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Possibly haunted by chickens ...

PTerry ROX !

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What a lovely challenge here - http://community.livejournal.com/deleterius/2724501.html Ooo have a look have a look Go on !

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( Note to my assiduous stalkers, hence NOT for f-list )

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Screaming with laughter is not a good idea at the time when people around me are catching up on sleep lost at the beginning of the night because of the unpleasantly hot conditions current nowadays.

But 'm nearly choking from trying to keep it quiet as I read http://amconmag.com/2007/2007_04_09/article.html (reached through here - http://tekalynn.livejournal.com/126441.html) ...

*SnortChokeSnorfle*

I've long suspected that Dubya's (and his dearest people's) uniquenesses stem from an AU, or the 'other leg of the trousers of time', as PTerry'd say it ... (Quote from article in question :- 'Somehow they came here, so there must be a gate or portal. Judging from the spatial clustering of identifiable visitors, it’s somewhere in Washington, probably very close to the AEI building. Possibly inside. It may be an accident of nature, or it might be a scientific wonder used for judicial exile, just as bad Kryptonians were sent to the Phantom Zone. You have to wonder about that when you consider the kind of guys they’re sending.')

*Trying to keep the laugh silent. Or at any rate, muted greatly*


Excerpts :- '... the president and his associates keep referring to historical events that never happened, at least not as they did in the fields we know. And they keep referring to the same ahistorical events.
... there have been many ahistorical statements that are just strange and don’t seem to advance any particular political agenda
... We’re talking about the rulers of the most powerful nation on earth. It can’t be that they’re just pig-ignorant—of their own history, yet. There has to be a deeper, more subtle explanation.
... the feeling that Bush and his friends come from one of the Worlds-of-If—a sad place, even worse than the one we actually live in, a world in which their odd statements are true. ... their briefing books recount an alternate history in which Iraq in 2002 was not a poor and backward country but the coming threat, as our Germany was in 1938. A history in which America, after the Revolution, was a flaming cesspool like Iraq today, a world in which Lincoln executed unruly legislators. One in which World War II dragged on long after the indecisive Battle of Midway. One in which our occupation of Germany was plagued by guerrilla warfare. One in which we’ve been fighting World War IV with Iran and Syria for 25 years, as Jim Woolsey has repeatedly said. One in which a hostile Islamic Caliphate has bothered to go through the formality of coming into existence.
When tired or stressed, they refer to the history that they lived and learned in school.
We can learn more by examining these statements in detail, including those of the administration’s close supporters. They too keep diverging from the history we know.
... The casual mention of World War IV strongly implies that these interlopers also had a World War III. They must have suffered greatly—maybe bombed out, likely short on resources such as oil. I would guess that those disasters irretrievably darkened their political perspective, just as our World War I left an entire generation embittered and disaffected. Certainly some kind of civilizational blight is needed to explain Vice President Cheney’s “Dark Lord” shtick.
... There are reasons to suspect that science and engineering took a very different path over there: their limited understanding of nuclear weapons—they seem to think that nukes are roughly as easy to build as bottle rockets—suggests that nuclear fission may never have been developed on their timeline. But even if they’re behind us in some areas, they’re likely to be ahead in others. I’d guess that they know far more about torture than we do. Practice makes perfect.
... Even if they’ve never split the atom, they have much to offer. The very existence of such a portal is the most significant new scientific result in a century, far more important than any result expected from the most advanced accelerator. The sheer physical presence of Condoleezza Rice on this plane suggests, indeed demands, new physics that may lead to the long-desired marriage of quantum mechanics and general relativity. It’s either this or string theory.
Of course this means that we need to corral some or all of these visitors for study and experimentation. Such experiments would, I suppose, interfere with their civil liberties, if they had any, but they’re obviously not citizens of these United States. Technically they’re illegal aliens. Gitmo’s a-waitin’.
And perhaps we can do more. Obviously this other world is in a sorry state and could stand some saving. They’re our closer-than-brothers—our other selves living in a world gone bad, a world in which the toast always falls butter-side down, a world where Mr. Potter owns the Building and Loan. Undoubtedly an irrepressible desire for freedom burns in every heart there. As soon as possible, we should begin preparing for their liberation.
It will be a cakewalk.'

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Firstly, just how much Marmite should be used on one piece of toast ?
And how well-done should the toast in question be ?


And then --- to watch the cricket-worldcup-semis-no.2 today, or not to watch, that's the question ... Dunno, will decide after the toss ...

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RECS

What a fantastic bunch of recipes featured in user_deleted !!!

And teh latest instalment of babb_chronicles !!

blast_n_rip will feature Teh Shporkin' Of Teh Nauseating Alleged-To-Be-Cricket-Fics-By-Authors-Of-Said-Garbage (God/s ! *Headdesk* If those are authors, then what were Shakespeare and Aristophanes ? Brainless zombies ?) again, after the 28th of this month ! More detailed sporkings, with identification of the poor chappies featured in above-mentioned garbage !!

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http://amconmag.com/2007/2007_04_09/article.html

April 9, 2007 Issue, Copyright © 2007 The American Conservative

Twilight Zone

Pass through the portal to the alternate reality of the War Party’s propagandists.

by Gregory Cochran


I think almost everybody has wondered what would have happened if they had made a different choice in life, taken a different path. If you didn’t think of it by yourself, seeing “It’s a Wonderful Life” a few hundred times has probably driven the point home by now.

Many authors have applied this idea to big turning points, writing about alternative histories in which Hitler won World War II (Fatherland) or the South won the Civil War (Bring the Jubilee). The notion may not be pure fantasy: the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics suggests that these Worlds-of-If may really exist, although forever unreachable.

Or maybe not so unreachable. A very odd pattern of statements by prominent supporters and members of the Bush administration suggests that we may have some truly unusual visitors—literally out-of-this-world.

You see, the president and his associates keep referring to historical events that never happened, at least not as they did in the fields we know. And they keep referring to the same ahistorical events. Over and over, the secretary of state and the (now former) secretary of defense have referred to guerrilla warfare in Germany after the Nazi surrender. But there just wasn’t any. You can’t find it in the history books or in the memories of people who were there at the time. My uncle was in Bavaria in the summer of 1945: no trouble. Secretary Rumsfeld repeatedly talked about the similarities between today’s Iraq and America after the Revolutionary War, but again, I’m pretty sure that there aren’t any. I don’t believe we found tortured corpses in the streets of Philadelphia every morning back in 1784. And why does President Bush keep saying that Saddam refused to admit those UN arms inspectors back in 2002 and early 2003? Why did Condoleezza Rice, in 2000, say that Iran was probably backing the Taliban, when in fact the two had almost gone to war in 1998?

Now some might say that these statements were just talking points—that is, lies—but I sure wouldn’t want to accuse anyone of lying. More to the point, there have been many ahistorical statements that are just strange and don’t seem to advance any particular political agenda. For example, when President Bush said that the Japanese lost two carriers sunk and one damaged at the Battle of Midway (instead of losing all four, which is what actually happened), who gained? When POTUS said that Sweden has no army (it does), what political argument was advanced?

We’re talking about the rulers of the most powerful nation on earth. It can’t be that they’re just pig-ignorant—of their own history, yet. There has to be a deeper, more subtle explanation.

We can learn more by examining these statements in detail, including those of the administration’s close supporters. They too keep diverging from the history we know. Recently, Rep. Don Young of Alaska quoted Lincoln as saying, “Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale and undermine the military are saboteurs, and should be arrested, exiled or hanged.” Lincoln never said that, of course. Cliff May, at National Review, said “President Roosevelt waited until after World War II to put in place a commission to investigate what mistakes led to Pearl Harbor.” Pretty fly for a dead guy: FDR passed on just before Germany surrendered, well before the Japanese quit. And anyhow, the first of many Pearl Harbor investigations—the Roberts Commission—started only 11 days after the sneak attack.

More and more, I get the feeling that Bush and his friends come from one of the Worlds-of-If—a sad place, even worse than the one we actually live in, a world in which their odd statements are true.

When tired or stressed, they refer to the history that they lived and learned in school. But their briefing books recount an alternate history in which Iraq in 2002 was not a poor and backward country but the coming threat, as our Germany was in 1938. A history in which America, after the Revolution, was a flaming cesspool like Iraq today, a world in which Lincoln executed unruly legislators. One in which World War II dragged on long after the indecisive Battle of Midway. One in which our occupation of Germany was plagued by guerrilla warfare. One in which we’ve been fighting World War IV with Iran and Syria for 25 years, as Jim Woolsey has repeatedly said. One in which a hostile Islamic Caliphate has bothered to go through the formality of coming into existence.

Close study of such statements might eventually give a rough sketch of that other world’s history. This would be of immense value, for it would allow us to learn much about the inner workings of the historical process, just as the discovery of a different kind of life on Mars would be an epochal event in biology. The fact that a history that diverged from ours at least 200 years ago, judging from the differences in the Revolution, still bears some resemblance to ours—still had a battle of Midway, just not the same battle—suggests that unknown overarching forces constrain the course of events. But the story is never the same in detail.

The casual mention of World War IV strongly implies that these interlopers also had a World War III. They must have suffered greatly—maybe bombed out, likely short on resources such as oil. I would guess that those disasters irretrievably darkened their political perspective, just as our World War I left an entire generation embittered and disaffected. Certainly some kind of civilizational blight is needed to explain Vice President Cheney’s “Dark Lord” shtick.

Somehow they came here, so there must be a gate or portal. Judging from the spatial clustering of identifiable visitors, it’s somewhere in Washington, probably very close to the AEI building. Possibly inside. It may be an accident of nature, or it might be a scientific wonder used for judicial exile, just as bad Kryptonians were sent to the Phantom Zone. You have to wonder about that when you consider the kind of guys they’re sending.

If two-way transfer is possible, there could be vast business opportunities. There are reasons to suspect that science and engineering took a very different path over there: their limited understanding of nuclear weapons—they seem to think that nukes are roughly as easy to build as bottle rockets—suggests that nuclear fission may never have been developed on their timeline. But even if they’re behind us in some areas, they’re likely to be ahead in others. I’d guess that they know far more about torture than we do. Practice makes perfect.

Even if they’ve never split the atom, they have much to offer. The very existence of such a portal is the most significant new scientific result in a century, far more important than any result expected from the most advanced accelerator. The sheer physical presence of Condoleezza Rice on this plane suggests, indeed demands, new physics that may lead to the long-desired marriage of quantum mechanics and general relativity. It’s either this or string theory.

Of course this means that we need to corral some or all of these visitors for study and experimentation. Such experiments would, I suppose, interfere with their civil liberties, if they had any, but they’re obviously not citizens of these United States. Technically they’re illegal aliens. Gitmo’s a-waitin’.

And perhaps we can do more. Obviously this other world is in a sorry state and could stand some saving. They’re our closer-than-brothers—our other selves living in a world gone bad, a world in which the toast always falls butter-side down, a world where Mr. Potter owns the Building and Loan. Undoubtedly an irrepressible desire for freedom burns in every heart there. As soon as possible, we should begin preparing for their liberation.

It will be a cakewalk.
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Gregory Cochran is a physicist and evolutionary biologist.

April 9, 2007 Issue

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Aha, not so boring a game after all !




Snippets from the ongoing cricket World Cup :-



'Lost leprechauns of the Day'

They danced and they sang and chased their pots of gold, but there was no doubt about it. The posse of five puzzling Irishmen at midwicket could not have been more out of place had they been riverdancing at a reggae concert. It was widely assumed they'd misread the itinerary and decided "D2" matches were the place to be, but in actual fact it turned out they were just passing through en route to Barbados, where their all-conquering "D1" heroes take on Australia next Friday. Not so Irish after all.


'Indiscreet photo opportunity of the Day'

No, it wasn't Percy Sonn with his pants around his ankles (although that would at least have proved he still exists - the only thing lower than the attendances at this World Cup has been his profile ... where is he?). Instead it was the sight of the reserve umpire, Billy Bowden, who spent several minutes of the New Zealand innings sat by the sightscreen, tapping the ground with a white stick. The suspicions of a generation of international batsmen have been confirmed.


'Dead-horse floggers of the Day'

Even as they presided over yet another hopelessly over-policed and under-attended non-event, the ICC's scandalous obsession with the bottom line shone brazenly through the corporatized gloom. Up on the big screen, as regularly as they dared to promote it, flashed the demand : "Buy the official World Cup song, 'Game of Love and Unity', at outlets around the ground"

Love and unity? Just who do they think they are kidding anymore?



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I got a lovely dumb bunch o' coconuts pers'nal trolls ...

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… because I have way too large a f-list-pages left to read …

But some things are quite, quite irresistible !


Firstly, the rec of a fanfic begins as - 'Blair has brain damage' *Giggle* I don't think I need to explain where my mind went … *Laughs a lot*


It's been windy, and rainy, and cloudy, and cooooool, and yesterday morning the whole place was carpeted with mango flowers and young mango twigs … Smelt very charming.
Getting ickle flowers sticking to sole of footwear --- not so charming, but it's easy to shake off, so, not really a bother.


I have been pretty stressed for a while now, so much so that I am not managing to comment properly to my friends … Something has to give. Either me, or the situation. And Soon ! Let's see who blinks first.


As I've said before, I've been sporking fics --- in blast_n_rip, and next in line will be one (two, if I can manage) of a few I'll pick at random from one of those which either plagiarised WWII–inspired war-stories shamelessly, or those that can be described as 'really awfully-written smut … Like the kind that wins awards, and there's more metaphor and similies in a sentence, with them sliding all over each other better than a greased-up pig.'
These're dragons_wyrd's words, not mine, but an excellent description, and since I refuse to plagiarise other people's efforts, the link to this description is at http://community.livejournal.com/deleterius/2640624.html?thread=54629616 …



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Oh, btw (This Is Not For People On Friended List), last, and the least :-
Hi ! *Waves energetically to Claire, Alison, Sophie, Katie et al* Thanks for dropping by.
I see, though, that some of you are still missing … Hey, don't feel left out, anyone of you. Please. Do keep visiting. You'll all of you SUE/STU-thors be featured in the sporks, in my own time. And of course, Sophie dear, I will deffo be sporking some of the rubbish you (and your dear friend/s) have spewed, including the most nauseatingly poor and nasty noncon I've ever skim-read. Don’t be that anxious to see your outputs featured in blast_n_rip, dear girl ! It'll all come, in good time. *Smirk*
Hiiiii, Lucy ! The next one, or prolly the one after that, might end up as a 'a pickel up yer bum' --- quoting yourself, of course, in case you'd like to know where this particular quote comes from.
Hello, Claire ! You do remember, don't you, what I promised would be the consequences if you lot kept stalking me ? And yea, these sporks are merely for my personal satisfaction. There's other things/one other thing, nearly done, for the satisfaction of all those other people you lot have been insulting ceaselessly since … quite a while.
Oh hell, forgot Trish. How could I forget that wonderfully persistent nuisance, almost a personal troll WOW ! … Hey, Trish dearie, do go check the link-to-the-post I sent you back in January. That is, assuming you haven't dropped your basic literacy-level irretrievably into the sea while flying back over it somewhat more than a week ago.

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I had been under the impression that one might, on occasion, 'grit' one's teeth ... but am currently wondering about how one might 'greet' one's teeth ...


O_@

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OMG this is hilarious ! --- What's lj ?



Please Please Please Do My POLL !

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... and also some annoying personal matters, ( ... fandom meme, a piece of poetry I discovered among my old writings, and the bible-meme ... )

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Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose ... *Hairclutch Heddwall*

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Inspired by darling ceboholic ...


( Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex ... *Sad sigh* )

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'Serial Adders'.

Sounds like an interesting type of snakes.

Possibly, Adders that align themselves alongside one another.

Curiously apt.

*GiggleSnicker*

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IMPORTANT NOTE :

If I've missed anyone's stocking, please be sure to tell me here.

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Ooo !

Latest babb_chronicles installment's out ! Yay !

Sorry, next blast_n_rip update (29th Nov Match) only after I skim through that ! Hee !

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And why has it taken me so long to get into reading deleterius and badfic_quotes regularly ?

*Ponders heavily*

*Goes back to savouring these delicacies*



Oh, and a nu icon ... I loff it muchly.




;D

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( Fonnies … Hee ! )

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( Kally Picshpam )

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Reccing ---



Neil Gaiman's latest entry at http://syndicated.livejournal.com/officialgaiman/


It's far too Marvellous not to rec.

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Found Something Hilarious Again From Amongst F-Entries ...

It's Really, Really Sporfle-Worthy !

Go On, Have A Look !

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( Good Heavens ! *Falls O'er Larfing* )

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This


SHIRT !!!


( OMG FLOWERY SHIRT ! )


Was


Far Too Fascinatingly EyeSporkWorthy


not to share … (OMG Teh Banananana … !!!)

(originally posted here …)


*checks store of SPORKS to keep 'em ready for use by anyone wanting them*

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Choice Of Footwear …

And

Choice Of Hairstyle

Are … Ahem !!! … So Indicative

Of Personality ……


Ahem !!!!!!



*SniggeR SniggeR CHORTLE*

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A very dear RL friend sent me these …




( I am NOT fat … Merely VERY intelligent ! )




( The Confidential Conversation Between Eve and God … )

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( ... illustration ... )


'And From Here to the Lamp Wiff teh Genie in it is but a Few Steps !'


Picture from here ...

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:D

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O_o

Lookit Teh EYEZ ! --- OMG IT’S Voldemort !



(NOT a manip ; for original pic, click on featured picture ...)

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ajat is energetic.

You've got the energy level of a small yip-yap dog. And, much like those dogs, I hope you get run over by an ice cream truck. Yeah, that's right. I said it.

wanna know your lj's moodring color? enter your user name and hit the button. (discussion thread)

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I am entirely UNABLE to resist posting this !!!



An excerpt from a post off my f-list : -

' They started with the nick-name round …*ha ha* ... "Person X" got “ABC(whatever the nickname was)” coz she is a die-hard fan of you-know-who. '


When I read it first, I wasn't sure I had read it correctly. Infact, I thought it was my 'Alan Rickman' and 'Voldemort' - obsessed brain playing up after the bout of virus-something I had a few days ago.

Then I went and re-read it again.

And once again, for the third time.



To the wonderful young lady who posted this --- I have kept you relatively anonymous. I do hope you are not offended. But it was too fantastically marvellous not to be posted.

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Which File Extension are You?




Which Website are You?

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"Life without sport is like life without underpants." --- Life according to Billy Y-front Bowden


"Daryl Harper - hopeless ... Billy Bowden - a showpony ... Steve Bucknor - past his sell-by date." --- Former England captain turned pundit Bob Willis slams the ICC's elite umpires


"You're not a morning person, are you Bob." --- BSkyB anchor Charles Colvile poses a question we all wanted to ask to Bob Willis after the former England captain, who has been on air at 4am throughout the Pakistan-England series, grumpily slammed everyone and everything

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I don't think I'd want to emulate Adam Gilkrist(sorry, I don't want to be sure of spelling that thing's name correctly, whatever the right spelling be) if I was a Indian criccie team batter ... GAH !

I'd go for emulating Sunil Manohar Gavaskar. Everytime. YESSSSSSSSS !!!

Or even trying to emulate Salim Durrani will do.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!


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( Adam Gilchrist : struggling for runs since the Ashes series )



MSD ! Dear old chap, YOU want to emulate this Gilchist / Gilkrist / WhateverTF, do you ?

Go on, go on, do it if you dare now.


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